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This may come out a little whiny [May. 30th, 2002|03:33 pm]
Kurt Onstad
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Feel free to ignore it, or skip over this entry if it gets to that point...

I miss having someone to hold. I miss feeling the touch of someone's lips against mine. I know that I don't need someone in my life to make me happy, but at the same time my body wants a certain level of physical contact. Obviously, I'm not getting enough of it to satsify whatever basic level my body requires. I've had a feeling for a while now that the amount of contact I require is higher than the average person.

It's not even necessarily sexual. If it weren't for the fact that it messes up my back to do so, just sitting on someone's lap like I did when I was a kid would probably be enough.

I just need more hugs. (And now, we've crossed over the line into far too fucking whiny, and I shut up now...)

Kurt
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[User Picture]From: inevitability
2002-05-30 03:41 pm (UTC)
Try this approach.

"Woman! Open yo' legs roight now, Biyazniyatch!"

It's best if you try it on someone unsuspecting like a Librarian. Will you get lovin? Probably not. Will you feel better because of this recklessness? Perhaps. Will you amuse me? Definately!

;)

Um. In case you are wondering why I'm not doing a "::hug::" and being warm and fuzzy, it's because I'm not good at warm and fuzzy. I'm good at funny and offensive. I hope you feel better, man.
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[User Picture]From: euphoricone
2002-05-30 03:51 pm (UTC)

"Woman! Open yo' legs roight now, Biyazniyatch!"

I actually read that with the voice of my friend Alphin saying it. You dont know him so youre not laughing. But I am.

thanks.
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[User Picture]From: speedball
2002-05-30 04:29 pm (UTC)

That approach never works...

Trust me, I've tried it...

And I get plenty of ::hug::s. (Wow, that s looks horrible there...) Those help emotionally, but not for the physical need I'm describing...

And I prefer funny and offensive to warm and fuzzy from my male friends...Especially you. I'll probably run in terror the day you're ever warm and fuzzy to me.

Kurt
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[User Picture]From: euphoricone
2002-05-30 03:56 pm (UTC)
It's not even necessarily sexual. If it weren't for the fact that it messes up my back to do so, just sitting on someone's lap like I did when I was a kid would probably be enough.

How bout if I sit on your lap?

and by "sit" i mean "dance"

First one's on the house. I'll send you my business card.

This way you get the sexuality and the lap sitting all in one.
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[User Picture]From: inevitability
2002-05-30 03:59 pm (UTC)
Good point.

Kurt, if you are jonesing so bad Strip Clubs are your friend. It put a smile on a buddy of mine's face. Never underestimate the power of a naked chick grinding on your lap.
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[User Picture]From: euphoricone
2002-05-30 04:04 pm (UTC)

"yes, yes, youre very smart, now shut up"

!!! Can't you see im doing business here? take your smarty pants ideas elsewhere.

:D
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[User Picture]From: speedball
2002-05-30 04:46 pm (UTC)

Ick.

Have you seen the strip clubs in L.A.? No thanks. I'll continue suffering, thank you...

Kurt
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[User Picture]From: speedball
2002-05-30 04:45 pm (UTC)

Sure...Is the flight out here on the house as well?

It's a good thought and all. I wouldn't turn you down, but there's this whole "3000 miles" thing that's very frustrating. Why the hell are all the women who actually find me attractive on the East Coast?

And please don't suggest moving. I know that L.A. is my home...

Kurt
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[User Picture]From: euphoricone
2002-05-30 08:28 pm (UTC)

Re: Sure...Is the flight out here on the house as well?

wouldnt suggest you move. i dont like where im living, and though misery loves company, id rather just move, myself.

just out of curiousity, why do you know LA is your home? Also, have you ever been to NY?
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[User Picture]From: speedball
2002-05-31 12:12 pm (UTC)

Re: Sure...Is the flight out here on the house as well?

I've been to New York twice. Stayed in the city, at a very nice hotel both times. It felt cramped. In L.A., it's a big enough city that you can find everything you want to do or buy, but at the same time, it's open enough to not feel like you're in a big city all the time. You don't feel crowded at any time (well, except on the freeway...). Also, although I no longer work in the industry itself, I've always felt a connection of sorts to the entertainment industry, and I like being in its capital...

Kurt
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[User Picture]From: euphoricone
2002-05-31 12:23 pm (UTC)

Re: Sure...Is the flight out here on the house as well?

NYC IS cold, dirty, and cramped.

I've been told I would like the west coast... maybe I should take a trip there some time...

My friend from college just got a job w/ microsoft in seattle... i need to save up so i can visit him there. maybe if i save up enough, i can hop down to california for a couple of days too. i NEED to see more of the world.


im so sheltered.
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[User Picture]From: speedball
2002-05-31 12:28 pm (UTC)

Your friend works for Satan?

Yes, I highly recommend coming out to California. All the cool people are doing it...

Kurt
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[User Picture]From: euphoricone
2002-05-31 02:35 pm (UTC)

could it be........ SATAN??!?

his words: "i figure, if im gonna sell my soul to the devil, at least 73000 dollars a yr is a good price"

All the cool people are doing it...
If all the cool ppl jumped off the brooklyn bridge, would you? ;p

actually, its more in my fashion to wait till the trend ends and its uncool to go to cali, and THEN i'd go.

i listened to 80's music in the 90's, became a soundgarden fan after they broke up, and i just recently discovered these neat things called "slap bracelets"


errr... j/k bout that last part
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