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Wow...Just...wow. [Mar. 15th, 2010|10:27 pm]
Kurt Onstad
Thanks to TrailerStation (where it's easy to spend far too much time), I discovered the most awesomely bad trailer in...well, ever. And now, I must share.

You know, there's really no excuse for acting this bad. There are plenty of at least decent actors out there who are desperate for any job whatsoever, even a Z-movie schlockfest like this. But, instead we get complete deadpan from everyone. When the trailer first started, I assumed that Rod worked as an actor for those horrible instructional tapes you're forced to watch at various jobs. But no, that's supposed to be how this guy talks in his regular life...

[User Picture]From: nentikobe
2010-03-16 05:35 am (UTC)
Oh god. Now my husband will probably try to get this to watch it.
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[User Picture]From: feileacan23
2010-03-16 01:47 pm (UTC)
Ouch. That's just..... wrong!
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[User Picture]From: lord_colin
2010-03-16 05:36 pm (UTC)
The effects are...Um, I can't think of anything bad enough to describe them.

No question, this IS an effective horror movie. Just not how they meant it.
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[User Picture]From: jfl_passion
2010-03-16 09:43 pm (UTC)

Suspicious Jeremy says that this movie might be really awesome, and they just released this crappy trailer to have it become viral on the net. Free advertising, you know?

I only surmise this becuase that looks too bad to be taken seriously. Even low budget or no-budget films would come across as better than this. I could do better acting, and I'm not a trained actor.
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[User Picture]From: shironiku
2010-03-18 06:52 am (UTC)
Come on, you guys--this was OBVIOUSLY done as a joke!
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