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Nancy doesn't live here anymore (Oh wait, she never did...) [May. 13th, 2002|02:05 pm]
Kurt Onstad
[Current Mood |tiredtired]
[Current Music |Somebody Else - Bleu - Spider-Man soundtrack]

3am. I'm lying in bed asleep. Why? Because I have work the next morning and I don't feel like torturing myself. Turns out someone else felt like torturing me...

The phone rings.
Me (half-asleep): Hello?
Moron: Is Nancy there?
Me (Recognizing his voice): No, you called earlier today. There is no Nancy here.
Moron: Who's this?
Me: I'm not telling you that. I told you. You called the wrong number.
Moron: (I can't remember exactly what he said, but I think he asked for other people, then asked for Nancy again.)
Me: No, you have the wrong number. None of those people live here.
Moron: Who's this?
I hang up the phone and attempt to sleep.

The phone rings again around 7am. Different guy, asking for someone else that doesn't live here. What the hell?


[User Picture]From: inevitability
2002-05-13 03:09 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: speedball
2002-05-13 03:32 pm (UTC)

That beats mine...

That's one of the reasons I chose my name. It's very unlikely that someone's looking for another Kurt.

Also, anyone calling asking for David is trying to sell me something.

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[User Picture]From: inevitability
2002-05-13 03:36 pm (UTC)

Re: That beats mine...

People call me James, Jim, or Jimbo when they try to sell me something. And I'm like "My name is Jamie, dickweed." "What do they call you for short?" "Jamie. Or Iron Wang. Now fuck off."
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